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Battle of the MCs

Hi, kettlepeeps, tweeps and f-beeps! (Is that what you facebookies are known as?)

Okay, so like a New Year’s Resolution gone bad, I have not blogged every day. But since Dwayne Perkins and I are in a little blog-a-thon here, I might as well spit some lyrics myself. Honolulu, What?!!!

I’m not the biggest loser

But I did come here to win

So let me begin

(Battle me? That’s a sin)

Ya Girl Ang C.

Ya can’t mess with me

In Honolulu, Hawaii

Blogging on my Triple e

My name ain’t L.L.

But I’m here to rock them bells

And if you couldn’t tell

I’m not here to sell

A d*mn thing-

I just came to swing

My 12 kg kettlebell and sometimes my 16!

Okay, word, that was just toooooooo hard. I’ll leave the rapping to Dwayne and keep myself occupied in the gym.

Peace! (and aloha!)

2 Comments

  1. i though you did Bang up job Ange. Let me find out you’re ghost writing for Nikki Minaj! :-)

  2. Chris Ranes says:

    I effin love it! That was awesome, Angela!

    Great to see that you’re so active on here again.

    I hope you’re doing good. You should get in touch with my assistant and swing some bells with her sometime. :)

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